Monday, January 19, 2009

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This facial hair thing is getting out of hand. I was hoping to make the Sub Pop list of most bearded bands, but I am afraid I am failing miserably at it. If anyone has any tips for growing facial that do not include pubic hair, scissors, and a glue stick I am up for hearing them.

10 comments:

Andrew K said...

Hey
Beardface
Eat frosting concrete

(or)

Never Not Bearden

Unknown said...

im crying on the inside and my eyes are burning. i think the straglers and the wetness make this...unbeatable!! good job!

OUT OF STEP said...

Dude il be honest im 23 and still lack on the beard front.
tho it looks good so far..

Anonymous said...

The trick is to trim the beard you have. Think of what a hair looks like when it naturally falls off your head. It's thick at the base and thin at the tip. You essentially need to cut off the thin tips. Then as the hair continues to grow it will look fuller and more dense because the hair that makes up your beard is thick from top to bottom. Also, there's some evidence that the nerves surrounding hair follicles are sensitive to hair weight and use that to restrict growth. That's why your eyebrows, for example, don't continuously grow.

So hurry up and trim your beard before Sub Pop drops you and replaces you with Man Man.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE BECAUSE OF THIS

Anonymous said...

fag

Derek said...

I'm in the same boat as you dude. Sorry to hear that.

Anonymous said...

dude, you kind of look like a neighborhood perv, but i'm digging it otherwise.

Anonymous said...

hot!

Anonymous said...

all or nothing dude!
think rasta mon